I remember feeling excited and apprehensive when I first began reading Paul Karasik's
I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets. The book had a very striking cover: mostly white save for an oddly-attired musclebound figure, arms held rigidly at his side, flying inside of a comet. It looked ominous somehow and it immediately caught my attention. After reading the pull-quotes from sources as disparate as Kurt Vonnegut and R. Crumb, I decided to make a purchase. These comics were clearly something very special.
I had
no idea what I was getting into.
The book presents the work of Fletcher Hanks, a cartoonist who produced comics in the late thirties and early forties before vanishing. While Hanks worked in a range of pulp genres (including jungle adventure stories and rocketship yarns), he is perhaps best remembered for his superhero comics; among the first in the primordial Golden Age of superheroes. However, it is impossible to discuss Hanks' superhero comics without first discussing Hanks himself, and everything that we know about his life comes from the determined detective work of editor Paul Karasik.
Karasik first became acquainted with the comics of Fletcher Hanks while he was working as an associate editor for Art Spiegelman's
RAW Magazine. Hanks was one of many Golden Age superhero artists who had faded into obscurity, but his hypnotic artwork set him apart from all others. Intrigued by these bizarre comics, Karasik resolved to find out what had happened to the man. His mission eventually led him to Hanks' son, Fletcher Junior, now an elderly veteran. It was there that he learned the disturbing and sad truth.
Hanks was a drunken thug who beat and terrorized his own wife and children. A would-be newspaper cartoonist, Hanks earned a living by painting murals at the homes of wealthy New Yorkers, and would blow his wages on booze at every opportunity. In those days, Fletcher Junior was so traumatized that he had difficulty speaking and his teachers assumed that he was retarded. His father eventually abandoned the family, but not after stealing what little money his son has raised selling vegetables. Fletcher Junior would go on to become a courageous pilot during World War II. The elder Hanks, meanwhile, paid the bills by making comic books for Fox Feature's
Fantastic Comics. Uncommon for the time, he wrote, drew, inked, and lettered his stories singlehandedly, and in the process created one of the most twisted, haunting superheros ever produced.
Making his debut in 1939, Stardust the Super-Wizard arrived on the scene shortly after the success of Superman. Similar to Superman, Stardust is another strange visitor from beyond, but unlike his forebear he arrives on Earth as a fully-developed crime-fighter. Stardust is a kind of interstellar lawman who battles against evil across the universe. Even before his appearance on Earth, his reputation for "busting spy mobs on a lot of planets" is well known. It's enough to make even hardened terrorists and gangsters stand silent in fear.
Both Stardust and his criminal adversaries are drawn in a comically exaggerated, expressive fashion. Anticipating some of the improbable anatomy of modern superhero comics, Stardust
towers above ordinary Earth-men. His fists are the size of Thanksgiving turkeys, and his arms are like tree-trunks. On top his enormous chest sits a huge head, with a face frozen in a determined glare. The villains are a freakshow army of creeps and brutes, with names like
Rip-the-Blood and
De Structo. They all have bulging-eyes, cavernous brows, protruding lips, and mammoth chins.
The stories are every bit as strange as the artwork. Thanks to a breakneck production pace and Hank's own warped sensibilities, the world of Stardust is like a fever-dream. Each story is a variation on a standard scenario: Stardust is shown on his "private star" monitoring the Earth and zeros in on the villain announcing his intentions to create havoc. Super-weapons that might have been designed by Dr. Seuss are unveiled, mass destruction follows, and then Stardust swoops in via his "tubular spatial" to bring the bad-guys to justice. While that could be the plot to
any Golden Age superhero comic
, there are numerous distinctions. First of all, Stardust only arrives on the scene after the destruction has taken place (decades later, Warren Ellis and Bryan Hitch's morally-dubious
Authority would have the same sense of timing). Policemen are mowed down by machine-gun fire, cities are bombed, tidal waves smash down on ocean liners, volcanoes erupt, and innocents are asphyxiated. These scenes of death and chaos take up the bulk of the story.
The other portion is reserved for Stardust's bizarre acts of retribution. He never just brings the villains to prison, like most superheroes. Some bad-guys are thrown off cliffs or fed to an enormous octopi. Others are dragged through space and stranded on distant, inhospitable worlds. Mostly, however, Stardust
physically transforms the villains. The leader of a spy-ring has his body mutated into that of a rat. A brawny giant is reduced to a pathetic dwarf. Henchmen are fused together into a single person and then hurled away. Perhaps oddest of all is when Stardust makes a racketeer's body shrivel into nothing. The still-living head is taken to a "space pocket of living death" and is absorbed by a monster known as the "Headless Headhunter."
Crazy stuff.
Stardust the Super-Wizard appeared in fifteen stories. By 1941, publishers had imposed a panel-layout to enhance production speed and efficiency. Hanks' Tetris-tower of bright panels had become a pale grid. The publishers also began to exert control over the content of the comics. Stardust's angry grimace was replaced by an empty smile and he became far more inclined to punch the bad-buys into submission rather than twist and torture them. Eventually, Fletcher Hanks left the world of comics. The specific reason is unknown, but it's very likely that his rampant alcoholism was catching up to him. He was suffering from delirium tremens when he briefly re-united with his son, Fletcher Junior, to ask for money. Fletcher Hanks finally died on January 22nd, 1976, at the age of 88. His body was found by police in New York City.
He had frozen to death on a park bench.
Forgotten for decades, along with his comic-book creations, Fletcher Hanks gained new prominence thanks to Karasik's book. Stardust was now available to an audience that could not be more different from the children who bought those comics back in the "Golden Age." There followed an inevitable period of hackneyed, amateur psychoanalysis, often
focusing on the Freudian implications of Stardust's "tubular spatial." As the character had long since moved into public domain, other comics creators began to make use of Stardust. He popped up in several webcomics, was re-interpreted by
Madman creator Mike Allred, and even made a disappointing, rather pointless cameo in Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neil's
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen series, having been imprisoned by a group of bland British superheroes.
However, much of the appreciation for Stardust is strictly on an ironic level. Fletcher Hanks is invariably compared to notorious z-grade director Ed Wood, and the comics are often held up as masterpieces of unintentional comedy. While there are undeniably goofy moments in Stardust stories, many comic-readers seem unable to look deeper and see the considerable artistic merit these comics possess. They are the product of a singular, vivid, disturbed imagination and they are compelling in much the same way as William Burrough's
Naked Lunch or Henry Darger's
In the Realms of the Unreal.

Fletcher Hanks artwork has a fascinating ambiguity, as it blends seemingly incompatible qualities. Crude, and clearly produced by a man with a deadline, these stories are at times stirringly beautiful. As missiles explode around him, a silhouetted Stardust graceful sails through the air, his arms spread out in front of him as if conducting an orchestra. A squadron of airplanes ascends from billowing white clouds. A swirling tornado threatens to engulf a city of rainbow-hued skyscrapers. These are moments of great violence, but they also have an icy tranquility to them.
As a character, Stardust is the closest thing to a god that superhero comics have ever produced. Hanks endowed his creation with a litany of absurd superpowers. Stardust is the master of all matter and can effortlessly re-shape it or destroy it. He burns through the sky on "accelerated thought rays." No evil can escape his nonsensical crime detection machinery on his private star. Effectively omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient, he's also every bit as merciless and unknowable as the old testament god. From the moment Stardust arrives on planet Earth, it's clear that all events that transpire afterwards happen because Stardust
allows it. Nature has been supplanted by the will of a demented alien superhero. The guilty are doomed. The innocent can only get out of his way.
Endlessly disturbing, hugely entertaining, and completely captivating, Fletcher Hanks Stardust is one of the most potent takes on the superhero idea that I've read. Track down a copy of Paul Karasik's
I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets and experience them for yourself.
Be prepared.